friendly reminder that you don’t owe your mom kindness and love if she hasn’t shown you any, and that family members don’t automatically deserve all your respect if they treat you badly. don’t let anyone make you feel guilty about how your parents treat you.
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
Anti-sexual harassment stickers up around Lake Merritt: “Stop telling women to smile.”
I was casually taking a shower and the camera went off and cropped out my penis and turned my picture black and white. I am not a model.
the most i’ve ever seen appear in my stocks market value column.
i think i’ve had the same shares in it for about 6 months..
Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you
I’ll take your man, your girl, and your food.